I know, "long time comin'." Yeah shut up.
For all you 'peeps' (teehee) who can't poach an egg, here you go! Video proof that it can be done without a million bits of equipment or a piece of plastic you have to nuke.
Give your friends a cake and you feed them for a week. Give your friends cake mix and they'll starve. I know too many people who get scared when take out is not an option. This blog is going to teach you how to feed yourself and possibly your friends. You'll find instructions from boiling water to crab cakes to desserts that don't come from a Jello box. You know who you are.